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From the Cookbook Lover's Guide 1940 to 1952.
"Seizing on concerns about the security of the nation's energy supply in light of the recent terror attacks, House and Senate Republicans called Tuesday for a modified "energy security" bill... "TALLAHASSEE -- Florida is under a state of emergency, legislators are considering closing committee meetings, and routine public records are being withheld in the name of a massive federal terrorism investigation." Loads more at Media Whores Online.
"Have you ever found yourself asking "Is that all there is?"The meta tags mention 'existential psychotherapy' and the 'Society for Existential Analysis' so I don't think I'd cope. The talking cure taken to it's logical conclusion I expect.
"The pisspot buslord fancied himself as a little tyrant, and I don't like petty little misanthropes with beetling brows and lank hair. Well, you can imagine: the conversation deteriorated until we were both yelling handsomely at each other. He started it, of course, in that really annoying small-minded tit-with-a-complex way some throwbacks have. The other passengers were transfixed by my strident tones (I have a great diaphragm, you know, and remarkable projection). The diminutive tosser was getting apoplectic: he clearly thought being challenged was insupportable. He narrowed his eyes at me cruelly and told me that if I did not get off his bus he would call the police. There is not a bluff I will not call (which gets me into quite a lot of trouble, actually). I leaned forward and told him to do just that, and to make sure that it didn't take too long because he had still to drive me home that night..." If those are the cats she deals with good luck to her.
""The Afghans will stop fighting each other and join together to fight you," said Izmailov, former battalion commander...
"This very cute little creature is a marsupial and native to the Australian outback. Unfortunately, it is also currently on the endangered species list. Haigh's is the major sponsor of the special bilby exhibit at Adelaide Zoo. We also manufacture a chocolate Easter Bilby - part proceeds of every sale go toward helping save the bilby from almost certain extinction."This article has more: "But in Australia, rabbits aren't so beloved. There, bunnies are voracious habitat-destroying vermin that have helped drive native species to near-extinction. ""You find fans in the most unlikely places," says Ellen. "I went to Russia with my wife, and there was three feet of snow and we were surrounded by people carrying Kalashnikov rifles and wearing bearskins. I remember thinking, this is so far removed from England. Then I got a tap on the shoulder from a bloke who said, 'So when's Whistle Test coming back?"" "Do you ever get any flack from Jews [about the name]?
"A Canadian professor has identified a phenomenon causing countless boating deaths and accidents: Experienced Skipper Syndrome." "Some patients had difficulty even understanding the names of the dishes so the hospital had to print explanatory notes... "Pavarotti to bare all in £16m tax fight"
"Taking a critical standpoint towards mass-media is generally a wise decision, if one wishes to keep a level head during stressful times. Not only has CNN failed to mention some rather interesting background info on America's most wanted Terrorist, now claims are circulating that the footage of people dancing on the streets of Palestina is, in fact, 10 years old. These claims have been proven to be incorrect as well as recanted by their origin, and apparently the disappearance of said footage can be accredited to Palestinian authorities threatening camera crews. Nontheless, keep this media giant's flawed record in mind when watching the news."
"MEALS: Stopped to get a bite to eat. There are no plastic knives at McDonalds or other restaurants. It doesn't matter whether the restaurant is on one side of the metal detectors or the other. The restaurants will have to delete steaks and such from their offerings, or will have to pre-cut them or something." |