 22/6/03
- I wonder if Saddam
Hussein was also a fan of Yes?
Amazingly Yes are still going.
 22/6/03
- Take the 'Are
you a pikey?' quiz:
"1. Have you ever purchased something from Bejam or Iceland?
2. Have you ever owned an electrical appliance made by Hinari?
3. Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
4. Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your
rear view mirror?
5. Have you ever bought or worn shoes from Barratts?
..."
 1/6/03
- Straight to the top of my want list: the Flash
memory watch!
 1/6/03
- A horrible
way to die; a pensioner is 'fed to death' by a malfunctioning pump.
 1/6/03
- The new column 'Bad
Science' in The Grauniad is
excellent. If this
was true I'd be out of a job:
"Dr Victoria Kaziewicz sends us even more preposterous pseudo-science:
"In a book called How to be Beautiful, by Kathleen Baird Murray, you can
read that beauty products containing natural ingredients are preferable
because naturally occurring substances are irregularly shaped like the
substances making up your own body, while manufactured chemicals are perfect
spheres.""
 1/6/03
- The schedule for The
Simpsons on Sky One. |