 5/5/03
- Man
United win the League. Never mind, at least Eric
Cantona has really let himself go:

 4/5/03
- Months after everyone else I put my
details into my headers.
 4/5/03
- Another one of those movie
lists that make me depressed,especially the 20
Movies You'd Better Have Seen Already.
 4/5/03
- Worth a look every day, the Football365 Mediawatch.
 4/5/03
- From an excellent, wide-ranging interview
with the Archbishop of Canterbury:
"Q: The English are notoriously, at least in modern times,
embarrassed by religion. Is it part of your task to stop them blushing
when God comes up?
A: It would be wonderful if that happened. It is always such a relief
to be in company where it doesn't sound stupid to mention God. It is one
of the things you discover if you travel Africa.
I was told before I went to Uganda last year that you must be prepared
to greet everybody with the words Praise God, you must expect to be asked
about your spiritual experience and pray before every journey and every
meal, and praying before every journey in Uganda is a very good idea."
 4/5/03
- Wonder why Joe
Dirt never got a UK release? Obviously Germany,
France, Spain and Sweden etc. all appreciated that redneck humour a
little more.
 4/5/03
- I wish I had a digital camera. Sign in local window "Win Tickets
to the Chatsworth Hores Trails".
 4/5/03
- Penguin book cover mugs;
pricey but nice:

 4/5/03
- Cool. CD business
cards:

 4/5/03
- How To Record Vinyl
Records (singles and LPs) to MP3 files and Audio CD. That says it
all.
 4/5/03
- Very handy, Common
Errors in English. I'd always wondered what the supposed difference
in farther/further
was:
"Some authorities (like the Associated Press) insist on "farther"
to refer to physical distance and on "further" to refer to an extent of
time or degree, but others treat the two words as interchangeable except
for insisting on "further" for "in addition," and "moreover." You'll always
be safe in making the distinction; some people get really testy about this."
 4/5/03
- Au revoir Pink Pig Page.
 4/5/03
- Ooh, must look out for these results:
"Thousands of members of the Women's Institute are helping
a tea firm settle the argument of how to make the perfect cuppa. They're
hoping to help discover if the best cup of tea is made with milk added
first, or with it poured in afterwards."
This,
from the Twinings
site, may be worth quoting in full:
"Few British habits are as deep-rooted and as resistant to
change as the order of pouring milk and tea into a teacup. Europeans who
take their tea without milk cannot comprehend the vehemence with which
Britons argue their case.
Britons do at least agree on why milk was originally added first. The
fine Chinese porcelain bowls in which tea was served in the seventeenth
century seemed so delicate that tea-drinkers feared hot tea would crack
them. By adding milk first, they cooled the tea as it entered the cup and
reduced the likelihood of damage. But that was several hundred years ago.
Which order of pouring - milk first or last - is still appropriate for
life in the twenty-first century?
There is an argument that revolves around the extent to which hot tea
scalds the milk. Although neither side can claim their method of pouring
causes the least amount of scalding, nor can they agree on whether the
actual scalding of milk is good or bad for the flavour of the tea.
Both methods are reputed to provide greater control over the proportions
of milk and tea. In A Nice Cup of Tea (London Evening Standard, 1946),
George Orwell claimed that "...by putting the tea in first and then stirring
as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk..."
In the end it all boils down to tradition and personal habit. First
or last with the milk, your favourite style of tea always tastes good."
 4/5/03
- How come Kylie
is so rarely called callipygian?
More callipygous stuff. The original Venus
Kallipygos:

There's a big bottom gene! Giving us these big-bottomed
sheep:

And from Casanova's memoirs:
"I was exact to time, as may be imagined, and I found Leah
in riding costume. What proportions! What a Venus Callipyge!
I was captivated."
Casanova's memoirs
described thus: "These memoires were not written for children and may outrage
those readers who are offended by Chaucer, La Fontaine, Rabelais and The
Old Testament !"
Perhaps fortunately bootysnaps.com
is no more.
 4/5/03
- Pssst, wanna buy some bin
bags?
"FIRST they copied £10 notes, then tapes, videos, Louis
Vuitton bags, Levi jeans and Nike trainers. Now the counterfeiters have
a new line: bin bags."
 4/5/03
- From the Comprehensive
guide to .htaccess, how to prevent people, a.k.a tow-rags, hot
linking your images.
 4/5/03
- It's the parental warning for High
Crimes but it could apply to plenty of other movies:
""High Crimes" is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned)
for profanity, violence, implied sexuality and the brutal dismemberment
of narrative logic."
 4/5/03
- From the blurb for Info
Mesa: Science, Business, and New Age Alchemy on the Santa Fe Plateau:
"Profiling four firms at the forefront of this scientific and
business revolution—including the BiosGroup, led by complexity theory pioneer
Stuart Kauffman, and OpenEye Scientific Software, founded by Anthony
Nicholls, the Steve Jobs of the Info Mesa—Regis offers behind-the-scenes
experiences of the brilliant, often eccentric leaders in this heated competition
for scientific innovation and commercial success." [My italics]
Has caused much hilarity in the office.
 4/5/03
- Free SMS services available
in the UK. (I use Lycos).
 4/5/03
- The reason why Hotmail gets so much spam:
"The voluminous MSN/Hotmail spam problem has been a mystery.
New research from the Spamhaus Project suggests an answer may have been
found. They have discovered that MSN/Hotmail seems to allow spammers to
run long-lived dictionary attacks, in one case extending over five months
in duration."
 4/5/03
- You can imagine the misery caused at work caused by the breakup
of Peter Atkins
and Susan
Greenfield:
"With towering intellects and her penchant for Armani miniskirts
and bright lipstick, they added a touch of glamour to the sedate worlds
of pharmacology and chemistry."
How will we manage to cope?
 3/5/03
- Stolen in whole from No Rock and
Roll Fun:
"Bryan Adams was, apparently, shot at in London's busy
Old Street while he rode a motorbike. He doesn't think he was being
targetted specifically, though, because he had a helmet on and as such
wouldn't have been identifiable. Plus, they only used an air rifle. And
only shot him once. And didn't haul him from his bike screaming "Everything
I Bloody Do..." as they beat him about the head with the butt of the gun."
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