14/5/02 - This is more like it - the world's first bootleg, Rebel Without A Pause, courtesy of Gunderphonic.

14/5/02 - I've heard Hearts of Space; my thoughts don't tally with this reviewer:

"...the closest you will ever get to being an worm crawling in mud on a hot summer night. I am not joking. HOS will not win this award, but it should: truly too.... beyond for humanity to vote for."

13/5/02 - Oooh, how cool is Kylie Evian water:

13/5/02 - I hope you now don't have to scroll horizontally to read this.

13/5/02 - The new BBCi search engine - Google by another name.  Bizarrely BBCi.co.uk doesn't seem to exist (and NTK already pointed out BBCi.com is something else).

13/5/02 - My God the roast spring lamb at the Church House Inn, Bollington! Delicious.

13/5/02 - JXL vs Elvis, excellent.

12/5/02 - A real alligator Ecstasy pill:

12/5/02 - Kindly Light and Elsie, almost certainly fake.  Check out those links.

"Hello, we are Kindly Light and Elsie, the people's friends! We share a home in East London, but have seperate bedrooms! Elsie likes to have a drink and often gets out of control. We avoid eating out as Elsie once scolded her leg when some hot filling fell from a MacDonald's apple pie. Also she likes a nice big portion to fill her and you don't tend to get this when eating out. We voted for Carol Vorderman at the last election as she promised to lower our cholesterol and get us better homes."